Time goes Nyoom or Blorp

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

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violentdeke:

I just laughed for what felt like 10 minutes

(Source: twindekes)

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chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath)

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ethanwykes:

gutsmanschoiceass:

necrophilofthefuture:

did you know that phill lewis (aka mr moseby) was charged with manslaughter in 1993

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(Source: necrophilofthefuture)

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spyroflame0487:

Pokemon TCG Illustrator Sakuba Tokiya draws Pokemon Fusions. And they’re amazing.

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pokemonisgreaterthanlife:

Works by Koolaid-Girl

All on MS Paint

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julianocasabranca:

FUN STORY: my grandma lives in a city that was currently taken over by drug dealers and gangs and it’s now divided in two and my grandma is the oNLY CITIZEN IN THE WHOLE CITY who can go walking freely through both sides of the town because she used to do community work and feed the poor kids and those gang members were all fed by her so they let her come and go as she wants SO WHAT WE LEARN TODAY IS TO BE FUCKING NICE TO KIDS BC U MIGHT BE DEALING W FUTURE GANG MEMBERS

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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plumjoint:

My cat is so happy to see me that he drools ♡

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lucinaawakens:

its canon

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feitclub:

Garfield ZA WARUDO

ネコをやめます

(Source: weeklymanga)

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illusionsarearoundme:

I love how we’ve all slowly grown up to be replicas of the antagonists in the TV shows we watched:

Squidward

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Plankton

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Vicky

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Deedee

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Megan

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And of course, Moseby

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(Source: noussommeseternal)

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very nsfw only read this if u want to have an orgasm

helioscentrifuge:

zeldasbooty:

nakud woman (with boob) 

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ginjaninja3716:

k8thescout:

sakibatch:

cerviceps:

I also found this $5 toothless figurine at target and it was already pretty cute but I went “how can I make this even cuter

here’s what the original toothless figurine looked like, pre-painting (I forgot to take before pics so here’s a picture of it from amazon). I also filled in some gaps in his tail with epoxy putty and sanded his edges a little.

[GASPS]

dont-take-it-seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kaiserneko EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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catazoid:

Lyalya is 99% tail and 1% cat

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